GO DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE.

I got one more fuckstick anticube in Fez goddamnit I am going to get this fucking clock prick even if I have to set an alarm for three hours form now and wake up in the middle of the night.

Brood parasitism is awesome.

a hilarious joke

wingscanspeak:

spookweedeveryday:

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 

EXPLAIN

(via professorfudin)

I’ve seen Five Nights at Freddie’s literally cyborg furry gore porn and I just don’t know if I can bounce back from this one.

I don’t remember much of naruto except that they always would kick the shit out of like the same three guys that wore gas masks and beige onesies?

professorfudin:

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

I think you mean amazing

Hail space queen bee, who gathered the nectar of galaxies, who arranged our universe into tessellated hexagons, who’s reach touches the fringe of existence.

Drunk tumblr time I’ve been pounding hulk serum moonshine like an old Dutch raccoon in a Tupperware filled with a mini barrel making craft store whiskey aging kit whiskey. Fuck me sideways